3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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