Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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