dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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