quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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