And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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