So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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