Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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