if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I came so hard my ears popped.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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