"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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