She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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