Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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