Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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