i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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