Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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