he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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