Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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