i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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