Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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