I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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