I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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