They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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