Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just had sex on a roof
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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