You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Randomize
