so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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