i just wanna soil my oats bro
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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