Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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