I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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