I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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