it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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