i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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