Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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