yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Randomize
