I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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