Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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