I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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