Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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