Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I don't think brook has ever known best
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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