I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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