we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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