i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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