i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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