come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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