i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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