Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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