is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
did you just send me my own nude
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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