I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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