when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
This house was built for laser tag.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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