five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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