Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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