i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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