I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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