omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I have feelings that need drinking.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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