We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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